Perfection.
To all those people that say TV teaches you nothing.
The taxonomic ranks of biology: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
“If I wanted to know what happened in europe a long time ago I’d watch Game of Thrones” —Troy
Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with JeffreyJeff: NOPEDean: I thought it knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of meJeff: That did not happen.Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me…Jeff: NOPE, again.Dean: …only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of meJeff: NO ONE WAS INSIDE OF ANYONE.Dean: …was wrong… To have Jeffrey inside of me.Jeff: SHUT UP.Dean: So I’m sorry.
❝ I look at you every single day, and I don’t understand a thing about you. ❞
(via obliviateyourface)
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MuggleCast: (From MuggleCast Episode 145)Andrew: It’s time for another...
(From MuggleCast Episode 145)
Andrew: It’s time for another MuggleCast, and Matt’s going to kick off the show with a story!
Matt: That is right. Okay, guys. I got a story to tell you because I almost thought I wasn’t going to be on the show this week. It turns out that a couple of days ago my…
awwwwww i remember listening to this episode! <3 :’)
Micah’s working for MSNBC and Matt’s working for the Huffington Post
MY FAVORITE PODCASTERS ARE GROWING UP
EDIT: Matt isn’t actually working for the Huffington Post, that was a joke….
BUT STILL.
I am really really really sad that MuggleCast is ending. I just can’t deal… :(
Dear Taylor Swift, GROW UP!
That is all. Goodbye.
What Love means to a 4-8 year old: A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, ’What does love mean?’ The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined
See what you think:
‘When my grandmother got arthritis , she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore.. So my grandfather does it for her all the time , even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’ – Rebecca, age 8
‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.’ – Billy, age 4
‘Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.’ – Karl, age 5
‘Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.’ –Chrissy, age 6
‘Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.’ -Terri, age 4
‘Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him , to make sure the taste is OK.’ – Danny, age 7
‘Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing , you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss’ – Emily, age 8
‘Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen.’ –Bobby, age 7
‘If you want to learn to love better , you should start with a friend who you hate” –Nikka, age 6
‘Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt , then he wears it everyday..’ –Noelle, age 7
‘Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.’ –Tommy, age 6
‘During my piano recital , I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.’ – Cindy, age 8
‘My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.’ –Clare, age 6
‘Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.’ –Elaine, age 5
‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.’ –Chris, age 7
‘Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.’ -Mary Ann, age 4
‘I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.’ –Lauren, age 4
‘When you love somebody , your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.’ - Karen, age 7
‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross..’ –Mark, age 6
‘You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.’ –Jessica, age 8
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, ‘Nothing , I just helped him cry’.
Source: theburiedlife
CRYING BECAUSE I JUST SAW THIS AND OMIGOSH THAT KISS WAS HOT AND WAS JUST EVERYTHING THAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND FLAIL FEELINGS FEELINGS FEELINGS EVERYWHERE GODDBYE
You deserve love.










